There are some people out there who might think that all sex toys are kinky. And then there will be some people who think that no sex toy is kinky enough. So, here is our list of five sex toys that most folks out there are going to think bizarre when it comes to sex games in the bedroom.

  1. The All-in-one Restraint Kit

This is a piece of bondage gear that goes beyond furry handcuffs and padded eye masks. The all-in-one restraint kit comprises of fastenings for the ankles and the wrists. The end of the restraints goes around the bed legs.

Not recommended for anyone who has a phobia about immobility. Also, really not recommended for someone who’s partner has a heart condition and might pop off and leave you stuck there on the bed indefinitely.

  1. Low-Temperature Drip Candles for Wax Play

You had me at the words “Wax Play”. Some might find the slight sting of hot candle wax on their private parts very stimulating. This is a firm favourite at the Torture Garden type sex orgies that are so popular all over the Western world.

Please see caution above against people with heart conditions using this. Try explaining that to the fire department.

  1. Nipple Clamps

The sensitivity of nipples is one of those “love it or hate it” bondage games. It is easy to understand why nipples being pinched could be pleasurable, but it is a real chore for the partner who has to do the pinching. Muscle fatigue kicks into the fingers long before the nipple pinching fanatic has gained satisfaction.

The nipple clamp designer is a genius. All the pincher has to do is yank on the chains a bit and they do all the work for you.

  1. Shibari Ropes

The ancient Japanese art form of tying a partner up in hugely complicated knots as a form of pleasure for both the giver and the receiver. The person getting knotted ends up looking like a pretzel. It is to be surmised that the knotter goes off and makes themselves a sandwich after their work is done.

The kinky sex toy used for this sex game is soft cotton ropes that apparently make the tightening of the knots easier to do and are softer on the skin. The ropes can double in use as good old-fashioned restraints as well.

  1. The Hanging Door Bondage Swing

It looks like one of those fold up suitcase holders you find in posh hotel rooms. It is actually a brilliant idea: Harnesses that are similar to seat belts in cars are hooked up to the back (or front) of a door; the two harnesses’ straps have hoops at the end; the person using them slots their legs through the hoops; and voilà, your legs are akimbo.

The only drawback to this kinky sex aid is that the person being slotted has to be fairly flexible because your legs are spread wider than the Lincoln Tunnel.